There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I need a beard to bite.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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