how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
