you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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