why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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