is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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