he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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