Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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