I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
