do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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