My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
where does the pee come out of this thing
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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