He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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