I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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