I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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