i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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