so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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