im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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