She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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