Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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