But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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