No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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