she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
did you just send me my own nude
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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