Don't you send me to vm
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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