When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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