Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
