Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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