you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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