Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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