is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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