haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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