my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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