I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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