STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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