so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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