If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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