This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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