In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
