Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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