Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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