maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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