What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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