My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
