just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My life is pants optional.
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