so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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