i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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