it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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