I must be too annoying 4 u.
look no pants
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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