just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
