Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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