he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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