If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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