Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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