we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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