this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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