can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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